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Total Medals Earned: 959 (From
179 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 11,675 Points
5 Points Defeat the first enemy
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/45 points)
10 Points finish dys4ia
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Effing Worms 2
5 Points Eat something tasty.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/95 points)
5 Points You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
5 Points Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
5 Points Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
5 Points You found the baseball bat!
5 Points You've earned extra kupo!
5 Points You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
5 Points You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
5 Points You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
5 Points You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
5 Points You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
5 Points The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
5 Points You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
5 Points You found the hidden skull!
5 Points Start the game... press the play button.
10 Points You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
10 Points You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
10 Points You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
10 Points You found the dead blue bird!
10 Points You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
10 Points You found the only way to die in scene 1!
10 Points You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
10 Points You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
10 Points You found the Goober action figurine!
10 Points Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
10 Points You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
10 Points You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
10 Points The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
10 Points The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
25 Points You found the video game controller!
25 Points You found the magical shrunken head!
50 Points You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
50 Points You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
Medals Earned: 32/44 (360/500 points)
Epic Battle Fantasy
10 Points Slay the tentacle beast.
10 Points Slay the sentinel.
10 Points Slay the giant slime.
10 Points Slay the giant robot.
10 Points Slay the Pokemanz.
Medals Earned: 11/18 (115/460 points)
Escape Pico's School
5 Points Why would you even bother clicking on it?
25 Points You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
50 Points You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 3/4 (80/90 points)
5 Points Use arrow for first time
5 Points Die for the first time
5 Points Kill your first child
5 Points Use portal for first time
5 Points Finish the first 5 levels
Medals Earned: 5/8 (25/85 points)
5 Points Beat the game on easy
5 Points Evolve Once
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/175 points)
5 Points RANK1
5 Points RANK2
5 Points RANK3
10 Points RANK4
Medals Earned: 4/9 (25/175 points)
Fear Is Vigilance
5 Points Kick someone who's already unconscious.
5 Points Make five "friends" at once.
10 Points Complete Story
10 Points Give out ten alarms in one day.
50 Points Beat 20 people at the ice rink.
Medals Earned: 5/9 (80/190 points)